Why are evolutionists the only ones that evolved into this condition?

Wow! How dare you insult the religion of evolution? Ever notice their religious zeal in defending their false religion? "You don't understand!" "You're an ignoramus!" The fact is they are ignorant of God and his great power. Everything was created by God and the variations within the animal kingdom all come from the genetic information placed there by God. God is great! Merry Christmas!